The King of Cake in your face

Smush your face into my cake, or I'll smush my cake into your face. That's the long and the short of it. Who wants frosting?

Thursday, January 12, 2006

A Warning Not To Bake Five Cakes


This young man had his brain permanently warped by his mother baking him five cakes on one of his birthdays. Or so he claims.

I'm not sure whether I feel sympathy, pity, or the distinct need to whop him on the head with my frosting spatula.

1 Comments:

  • At 1:11 PM, Blogger Ubermilf said…

    Wallop him with your whisk! Spank him with your spatula! Murder him with your mixer!

    I prefer the inelegant yet effective slam of my Kitchenaid standing mixer on his punk head.

     

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