Proper Cake War?
Please witness the deluded Master David "Hutch" Soul's attempts at cake war.He is not very good at this.
Take heed, and learn from his bad example.
That, and the fact that the man wears turkeys on his feet for fun are good signs that you should stay well away from him, whether he is wielding a cake or not.
posted by Michelle Souliere @ 11:54 AM
14 Comments:
At 12:19 PM,
Monkey said…
David Soul has obviously confused a cake war with a pie eating contest. Just a theory.
At 12:26 PM,
Ubermilf said…
That just goes to show you: people would rather use cake as a weapon than eat it.
No one throws cupcakes. They're too delicious to waste.
They've got a perfect cake to frosting ratio.
Everyone loves cupcakes. Yum.
At 1:21 PM,
Fella said…
Why are our fates always somehow tied to David Soul?
At 2:08 PM,
Scarlet Hip said…
I think there is a conspiracy afoot.
At 4:15 PM,
Calzone said…
Hey look its a bunch of cupcake lovers.
Poons.
At 6:03 PM,
Sleep Goblin said…
Dear King of Cake,
I love Monkey. However, I also love Cake. LOVE IT. To me, a cupcake is just a very small piece of cake, and who wants a small piece of cake? Not me. I want a LARGE corner piece with lots of icing. Suh-weet!
Anyway, that's not to say that ubermilf is a bad person. She seems cool, and I love her profile picture.
Sincerely,
Sleep Goblin
aka Cake Lover
At 6:51 PM,
Ubermilf said…
Sleep Goblin, thank you for the kind words. I understand you like cake.
It's not that I don't like cake. This is more a personal issue; the King of Cake called me "weird."
And he seems to have a contempt for cupcakes that I just can't abide.
If he would simply apologize for insulting me, and acknowledge the greatness of the cupcake, this whole ugly mess could be put behind us.
At 7:26 PM,
Scarlet Hip said…
Sleep Goblin is so very profound. I can actually feel a little tear coming on.
I want one of the other corners.
At 7:55 PM,
Calzone said…
man..those dudes from Purvis sure like cake.
At 9:11 AM,
flounder said…
Perhaps it is time to consider a truce. The principal parties could meet on the deck of the SS Easy Bake and iron out the details.
At 9:13 AM,
Scarlet Hip said…
David Soul is a washed up has-been.
At 11:18 AM,
Michelle Souliere said…
Monkey-- You are wise beyond your years. I should know better than to believe anything Hutch says.
Ubermilf-- Cupcakes are used as weapons too. Post to follow. Do not be surprised! Men are foul creatures who will use even a helpless cupcake if it means winning a battle. However, I do agree that everyone loves cupcakes. Occasionally I sleep with one under my pillow. A sticky affair, but eminently enjoyable.
Sleep Goblin-- I have long worshipped your name and funny icon from afar. I like Ubermilf too. But, like I said -- a little antagonistic, she is.
At 1:00 PM,
Ubermilf said…
Wait, you... like me? Really?
So, what do you like best about me?
At 7:39 AM,
Michelle Souliere said…
Brooke-- There is ALWAYS a conspiracy afoot. The trick is to make sure they don't get a HEAD. Ha ha ha!
Calzone-- You know what to do with poons. Need I say more.
Hutch--Let me know if you invent any more cake lyrics for songs. I need more for my copious collection.
Flounder-- You are a wise man. Someone give him a tastycake. I have commenced the treatying.
Ubermilf-- Good heavens. I never said I didn't. "Weird" in my book is a good thing, so... but yes. You do seem to have an indomitable spirit. Also there is the matter of your sassiness. Antagonism is fun, coming from you. There. Does that make you happy??? Besides, we share a great love of Monkey.
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