Ubermilfclass Warfare
A certain cupcake peddler has erupted in a fury with intent to batter yours truly. All I did was speculate that she might be a little weird and notice that she was antagonizing me. Phh!! And look at what she's done!
Actually I think the little red nose is rather cute.
Please note that she has titled the file "killkingofcake.jpg".
I revise my prior sentiments. No longer considered an attractive weirdo, she is now on the bandwagon with the vicious frosting-slingers I am oft forced to do battle with. But I still think she's cute.
I will withdraw now and try to figure out what the best baking goods are for ballistics.
Signed,
The King of Cake
and don't you forget it.
Actually I think the little red nose is rather cute.
Please note that she has titled the file "killkingofcake.jpg".
I revise my prior sentiments. No longer considered an attractive weirdo, she is now on the bandwagon with the vicious frosting-slingers I am oft forced to do battle with. But I still think she's cute.
I will withdraw now and try to figure out what the best baking goods are for ballistics.
Signed,
The King of Cake
and don't you forget it.
posted by Michelle Souliere @ 12:17 PM
7 Comments:
At 1:44 PM,
Scarlet Hip said…
You are in so much trouble!!!
Got any cake?
At 3:46 PM,
Ubermilf said…
I'm already considering what his terms of surrender shall be.
Cupcakes forever! Cake, never!
At 4:28 PM,
Scarlet Hip said…
I go where the cake is. But I loves my Ubie and she knows it.
I'm just like Mata Hari. You never know which side I'm playing on.
At 5:54 PM,
Scarlet Hip said…
Jacob, nobody understands me like you do.
At 5:53 AM,
Michelle Souliere said…
Brooke-- I know, she is trying to dethrone me. Luckily, as you say, I have a lot of cake.
Cannot Be Trusted-- Brooke is just the kind of turncoat I like. Buttercream makes the best of friends. I do not think a scarf will be tasty, unless (possibly) it is woven out of Twizzler stringy things or somesuch. I refuse to taste said scarf unless obliged in this matter.
Ubermilf-- Is this a cupcake versus cake war?! Goodness I had no idea the insurrection had spread so far afield.
John-- I fail to see how a clog-shaped cake would be an ineffectual missile. Against you, for example, it would be a great secret weapon. But then, you're a little strange. I think, perhaps, Ubermilf is not quite THAT strange.
At 6:01 AM,
Michelle Souliere said…
Cannot Be Trusted-- What in the world is this rayon mesh of which you speak? Is it anything like Wilton's lace-a-cake ruffle trim that they used to sell?
Hideous stuff. It's enough to make a man run screaming into his flour pile.
P.S. "Tumultuous pastries"?!! RAPTURE! I am at my best amidst the tumult.
At 12:18 PM,
Monkey said…
Oh my merciful heavens! I go away for a few days to a more temperate climate and I return to a HOT ZONE! Where is the DMZ of a cake war? The frosting? The little roses? The candles?
Übermilf has powerful allies I see. Canada is supporting her! Who knew this was such a political hot cake?
Oh ho ho hoh o heeee.
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