Songs of Cake

To bolster the morale of my empire, I would like to present to you and yours these almost-thirty-in-number SONGS ABOUT CAKE.

• "If I Knew You Were Coming I'd've Baked a Cake" (I prefer the version by Art Mooney and Betty Harris over the Eileen Barton version)

• "Candy and Cake" by Arthur Godfrey and the Mariners (again, this version is my favorite over the Evelyn Knight version)

• "Cakewalking Babies" by Bill Brunskill's Jazzmen

• "Ice Cream and Cake" by the Buckwheat Boyz

• "Cheesecake Truck" by King Missile

• "Cheesecake" by Louis Armstrong (which rivals "Salt Peanuts")

• "MacArthur Park" by Richard Harris

• "Cups and Cakes" by Spinal Tap

• "How Much Cake Can You Eat" by They Might Be Giants

• "I Live in a Cake" by NOFX

• "Cuppy Cake Song" by Strawberry Shortcake

• "Birthday Cake" by Cibo Matto

• "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes" by Strongbad and the folks at homestarrunner.com

• "Crunchy Munchy Honeycakes" by The Wiggles

• "Cuts with the Cake Knife" by Strawberry Switchblade

• "Cakewalk" by Scott Joplin

• "Cake Is Love" by Puffy Amiyumi

• "I'm Going to Make a Cake" by Phillip Glass

• "A-Soalin'" by Peter Paul and Mary

• "Go Robot, It's Your Birthday" MC Chris

• "Cindy's Birthday" by Johnny Crawford

• "Fruit Cakes" by Jimmy Buffet

• "Cheesecake" by the Devil Dogs

• "Cupcakes" by Game Face

• "Cheesecake" by the Camaros

• "Strawberry Cake" by Johnny Cash

• "Take a Look at Those Cakes!" by James Brown

If you need any of these lovely songs, I can oblige in most cases. Just drop me a line at bigcheeseATbackawayfromthecake.com (figure out my anti-spam email, very easy).

Always glad to spread the cake word.

Ubermilf, I would like to dedicate "If I Knew You Were Comin' I'd've Baked A Cake" to you especially, you and your heathen cupcakes.

Signed,
The King (what else?!)