The King of Cake in your face

Smush your face into my cake, or I'll smush my cake into your face. That's the long and the short of it. Who wants frosting?

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Dire Christmas Cake


Okay. The first thing wrong with these people is that they ask:

"Would you like to make a Christmas Cake that looks like the one shown?"

THEN they even tell you how to do it.

EEEEEYUCK!!!!

Barf on a log.

Staying away from those woods,
The King (now with Santa hat)

posted by Michelle Souliere @ 8:42 AM  

4 Comments:

  • At 12:30 PM, Blogger Willy Jo said…

    i think youd be a happier dum quar iffin you got to taste a ladies cake more often.

     

  • At 6:05 PM, Blogger Michelle Souliere said…

    My good man, that's the very same thing I've been saying for years myself.

    You'd think with all this frosting some lovely would have come along by now to lick my spoon.

     

  • At 9:39 AM, Blogger Ubermilf said…

    If you were truly the King of Cake, you would love all cake equally.

    You are a sham.

    A prejudiced, dictatorial sham.

    I call for a coup.

     

  • At 7:21 PM, Blogger Michelle Souliere said…

    Oh Ubermilf, you're right. Look, I'm kissing it right now. Eeeuch, raisins!!! I mean, mmm, smushy brown....

    Oh, the things I do for my constituents.

     

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