Not Cake, But Creepy
I thought I'd share this. Just to freak you out.
Do you think he has any cake hidden under that beard??? Just wondering.
Smush your face into my cake, or I'll smush my cake into your face. That's the long and the short of it. Who wants frosting?
6 Comments:
At 5:17 PM, Scarlet Hip said…
Ubermilf sent me here. She said it was a blog all about cake. I love cake. Cake is my favorite thing ever.
This is not a picture of cake. I'm very disappointed. Where is the cake?
Do you have any cake?
At 4:36 PM, Michelle Souliere said…
Perhaps the cake is behind his beard.
I think I've said too much. Now I will be forced to seal my mouth with frosting to prevent further eruptions of too-much-information.
At 4:40 PM, Michelle Souliere said…
P.S. Ubermilf seems rather weird, and keeps antagonizing me. What is up with that???
At 4:48 PM, Scarlet Hip said…
I think she wants you. Who wouldn't want the king of cake?
At 7:30 AM, Michelle Souliere said…
Hmm. My frosting spatula advises that this would be a good time to be quiet.
But yes, who wouldn't want cake?!!
So sweet and sticky...
At 8:27 AM, Ubermilf said…
Weird??? Antagonizing??? That's it, fat boy. I'm through playing nice. I've tolerated your foray into the confection world thus far, even indulged your fantasy that you are somehow "king".
You're going down. They'll be finding pieces of you in fruitcakes from now until 2017.
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