Serial Killers Want Cake

Well, on doing a little research, I find that serial killers definitely like cake, whether or not this means they bake it often themselves or not, I am not sure, but they do like to eat it.

Allen Wayne Dupree crashed a party thrown by a group of people who survived his murders and grabbed part of their cake. “'It [the cake] was just adorable,'” JoAnn recalls. 'It was black forest cake made in the shape of a, well, victim, with a chalk outline made from white frosting!'” JoAnn had begun to cut the first slice with a machete (Dupree's weapon of choice) as the killer leapt forward to ask for a slice of cake. '“He said, "Gimme the cake and nobody dies!"' But our bylaws are very clear. No refreshments unless you register for an event, and Allen hadn't registered.'”

"Gimme the cake and nobody dies!" ... I need to remember that quote for later use.

Signed,
Kinglier than thou