Nails in your frosting

This would make for a very pointy cake. If you put nails in your frosting. Although if you used those shiny brass nails it would look somehow glamorous, especially with pink frosting.

It would be much grosser if you put in fingernails instead.

Good think serial killers don't make cake very often.
Do they?

Signed,
The King
(in a thinking mood today)