Where's my title block??!!!

This dratted thing doesn't want me to title my post. FINE. I will SUBTITLE it:

Dreadful Dungarees -- a study in atrocious cake designs

Yes, I have always wanted to eat someone's pants butt. Yes, I'm lying. What is this obsession with jeans cake? You people are a butt-munching bunch of freaks.

The literal Blue Jean Cake. A good tip given (if you're into these things) is to not mix the blue dye thoroughly into the frosting, which will give it that tie-dye look. A bad tip given is "Add decorations: pockets with ruffles, Smiley faces, Flowers." I refuse. If I was ever to make a Blue Jean Cake (which is probably the same day I will smile at my mirror and tell myself that today is going to be a beautiful day), I would decorate it with metal studs and torn knees. Maybe some bloodstains or pudding-on-the-knee. NOT ruffles, smiley faces, and flowers. GAH!!!

Some people get really picky and want specific jean brands, such as a Wrangler Jeans Cake.

This one is particularly weird, because it isn't shaped like jeans. No, in fact, it is a Denim Cake. Not jeans. But it has a pocket. What is in the pocket? Pointy toothpicks, perhaps, to jab at the gums of Denim Cake eating fools. This is from a blog about a "denim and purple theme" wedding, so what do I expect, right. *sigh*

I'm just waiting to find some yahoo who's cut up a bunch of denim and covered their cake with it. Mmmm.... tasty, and what a great way to get thread caught between your teeth.

Thankfully, I was unable to find many more images of jean cakes online. This saves me from having to ogle any more of these monstrosities.

Signing off,
The King