Vacation avec Monkeys

It has come to my attention that most of my random visitors are people brought in by searches regarding monkey cake.

I just thought I'd share that with you. It just seems so RIGHT!!!

Signed,
The King
who is not really here, but apparently can't keep his mouth shut even when he says he is going to

Vacation

The King needs a vacation. After being felled by a mighty flu/cold combo, he is prancing off to greener pastures to recuperate. This will allow him to be even more mischievous and rotten when he gets back, so you'd all better get some rest too.

Sincerely,
King of it all
...now with tissues stuck in my frosting.

Doll In Poo Cake: UNACCEPTABLE!

I mean, really, people. This is too much. I understand that brown = chocolate, but in certain contexts it just looks WRONG.

To quote:
Description : My boss, Rose, is a Barbie collector so this is her birthday cake.

Well, I'm wondering if you harbor dire thoughts about that boss of yours. Hmm? HMMM??