Forget that, Cat!

Now listen, if someone took the time to spread that much frosting on my face, I sure as heck wouldn't be hastening off to London, I'd be STICKING AROUND.

Um, perhaps quite literally.

Signed,
He Who Loves Frosting on His Face

ALL HAIL CAKE!!!

This kid has the right idea.

So stay in school, kids, and EAT CAKE.

ALL HAIL CAKE!!!

For some prime cake-shoveling video, please visit Hailey's site.